Another Exclusive Interview with the Ishkabibbles

December 9, 2016

The other group of Ishkabibbles weren’t kidding. There really are a lot of you. Do you have different tribes?

Heck yeah. Sure, some of us like to dance until we fall to kapieces. Others enjoy cookin’ slimy stuff from under the stoop. Oh,…and the crowd-surfing tribe enjoys lathering up in expired cottage cheese and hot sauce. The Ishkartists staple insects to canvases and wrap gifts with tape worms. Hey,…we’re all lookin’ for a place to land.

 

When was the last time you laughed out loud? What caused it?

When the first wave of Kabibbles told us you wanted an interview. We said “whaaaaat?” Turdwinkle was beside himself. Snailin’ Trail has kinda a nervous laugh. Does that count? It was pretty loud.

 

Do you have any pets?

What are pets?

 

What’s the first thing you usually notice about people?

Um,…that they ARE people. No offence man, but Scooper and I are really weirded out by people. Yeah. His eye popped outta his head when we were on the subway. I mean, c’mon…they’re so predictable. Two arms. Two legs. Two eyes. Two ears. Yikes!

 

Do you prefer scary movies or happy endings?

SCARY…definitely scary. The grosser the betterer.

 

Summer or Winter?

What year?

 

What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home?

The time we kaported ourselves to the year 1357. Hold onto your passports…that was a radical ride!

 

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A toy.

 

What’s next?

We’re heading next door for a cookout. Yeah, some guy’s puttin’ veggies and stuff on a stick and he w

 

anted us to join him. He called them kabobs or somethin’. HEY, wait. Kabobs. Kabibbles. I think there’s an Arby’s down the street. See ya later. Gotta run!

 

Thanks for taking time to answer our questions thoughtfully and with a sense of play!